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Archtoad of Hatville Crew Socks

$12.99 USD
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About the socks:
- 85% Combed Cotton, 13% Nylon, 2% Spandex
- One Size Fits Most Humans Size 6-13, may be snug on wider calves
- Double terry in the heel and toe for extra durability & comfort
- 200N Thread Count
- 40 Gram Socks with smooth seams
- No uncomfortable bumps in the toe area
- Care Instructions: Machine wash

As the Archtoad of Hatville, I decree you are worthy of spending a day doing nothing but looking cute. Mushroom optional. I understand those don't readily come in sizes appropriate for human seating. Shame.

Designed by FootClothes LLC. 

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FootClothes LLC

Archtoad of Hatville Crew Socks

$12.99 USD

About the socks:
- 85% Combed Cotton, 13% Nylon, 2% Spandex
- One Size Fits Most Humans Size 6-13, may be snug on wider calves
- Double terry in the heel and toe for extra durability & comfort
- 200N Thread Count
- 40 Gram Socks with smooth seams
- No uncomfortable bumps in the toe area
- Care Instructions: Machine wash

As the Archtoad of Hatville, I decree you are worthy of spending a day doing nothing but looking cute. Mushroom optional. I understand those don't readily come in sizes appropriate for human seating. Shame.

Designed by FootClothes LLC. 

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