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Dead Tired Crew Socks

$14.99
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About the socks:
- 85% Combed Cotton, 13% Nylon, 2% Spandex
- One Size Fits Most Humans Size 6-13, may be snug on wider calves
- Double terry in the heel and toe for extra durability & comfort
- 200N Thread Count
- 40 Gram Socks with smooth seams
- No uncomfortable bumps in the toe area
- Care Instructions: Machine wash

Welcome to the Dead Tired Club, where the rent is high and the energy is low. Featuring original ghostly artwork by the queer and rebel art shop, Happy Impulse, these socks are your new uniform for haunting the break room, your couch, or the existential void. “Screw Work” isn’t just a motto—it’s a lifestyle. Pull these on and join the club that never sleeps. Designed by the queer-owned rebel art shop, Happy Impulse, in collaboration with FootClothes LLC.

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FootClothes LLC

Dead Tired Crew Socks

$14.99

About the socks:
- 85% Combed Cotton, 13% Nylon, 2% Spandex
- One Size Fits Most Humans Size 6-13, may be snug on wider calves
- Double terry in the heel and toe for extra durability & comfort
- 200N Thread Count
- 40 Gram Socks with smooth seams
- No uncomfortable bumps in the toe area
- Care Instructions: Machine wash

Welcome to the Dead Tired Club, where the rent is high and the energy is low. Featuring original ghostly artwork by the queer and rebel art shop, Happy Impulse, these socks are your new uniform for haunting the break room, your couch, or the existential void. “Screw Work” isn’t just a motto—it’s a lifestyle. Pull these on and join the club that never sleeps. Designed by the queer-owned rebel art shop, Happy Impulse, in collaboration with FootClothes LLC.

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