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Evil AF Unicorn Socks

$12.99 USD
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About the socks:
- 85% Combed Cotton, 13% Nylon, 2% Spandex
- One Size Fits Most Humans Size 6-13, may be snug on wider calves
- Double terry in the heel and toe for extra durability & comfort
- 200N Thread Count
- 40 Gram Socks with smooth seams
- No uncomfortable bumps in the toe area
- Care Instructions: Machine wash

Based off of our very own Blucifer here in Denver - the giant statue of a death horse at the airport that killed it's creator. Except we made him even more evil by giving him a serrated horn and a not-give-a-fuck attitude. Seriously, he's pissed. Better buy these socks before you get attacked.

Designed by FootClothes LLC.

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FootClothes LLC

Evil AF Unicorn Socks

$12.99 USD

About the socks:
- 85% Combed Cotton, 13% Nylon, 2% Spandex
- One Size Fits Most Humans Size 6-13, may be snug on wider calves
- Double terry in the heel and toe for extra durability & comfort
- 200N Thread Count
- 40 Gram Socks with smooth seams
- No uncomfortable bumps in the toe area
- Care Instructions: Machine wash

Based off of our very own Blucifer here in Denver - the giant statue of a death horse at the airport that killed it's creator. Except we made him even more evil by giving him a serrated horn and a not-give-a-fuck attitude. Seriously, he's pissed. Better buy these socks before you get attacked.

Designed by FootClothes LLC.

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